Week 8 (second DubbaWa)

sup Yos!

Here we is fellas! my second win, bringing the grand total of wins to... (drumroll)...TWO. yeah, not too impressive considering that I've already lost the first six. but damn it, don't it feel better than being 0-8. And although no one in da league will admit it, they're all trickling in their pants right now. they see me in the rear view, and imma charging on em like day-old grade D meat at da taco bell. Just a week ago, they were laughing at a possible winless season on my behalf, now they're all thinking to themselves: "oh no, what if he comes back. his team is actually damn good. oh no. what do i do? what do i do? can't lose to Tony. I'll never hear the end of it. He'll laugh. He'll talk. He'll start blogging it about it. oh no. oh no."

That's right fellas, look who's no longer in da league cellar. Look who suddenly is in second to last place and moving to the east side. Yours truly. I isn't out of this yet. you have been warned. going after that third Dubbawa this week. Sorry sammy, you know how much i hate viet on viet violence, but circumstances have put me in a no-choice situation, and i'm goin to have to put waste to your team this week. Just please, don't take it out on my family.

But, nothing i write can trully capture how threatening I am about my intention to come back, so I'll just say that it's a notch below this guy's intensity. that's right. just imagine me right now in facial war paint, roided out of my mind, screaming at the top of my lungs about how some heavenly powers have enter my being and given me the duty to destroy my opponents (that's you guys), all the while hiding behind my golden belt and oiled up physic; that's pretty much where I am at right now. but more controled and in the parameters of a fantasy football insanity. you have been warned.

1.Eric
2.David
3.Khai
4.Sammy
5.Wayne
6.Albert
7.Hon
8.Jaymin
9.Me
10. Mike

Viagra's Longest Man of the week: ME AGAIN BIATCHES!!!!!!/ a personal best of 131.13 inches

Generic Viagra's Shortest Man of the Week: SkunkSauce / 55.93 inches