week 11(another lost, it's over)

How over is it for me? Well lets just say this, the fat lady isn't just singing anymore, she's now naked and, apparently, dancing as well. That's how over it is for me. Eric, I owe you one steak dinner at the local pho shop. Don't know what I was thinking when we made that bet.


Stanndings:
1. eric
2. hung
3. david
4. khai
5. sammy
6. albert
7. mike
8. hon
9. jaymin
10. me

Viagra's Longest Man of the week: .. /144.77 inches
Conversely,
Generic Viagra's Shortest Man of the week: KaizACUNT / 49.63 inches

week 10 (2-8)

by far this is the worst fantasy lost of the year. not only did i lose, but I lost because my favorite football team hung an embarrassing donut on Monday night. and worst yet, i lost to albert, the reigning bottom-dweller of the league for years now. This guy is what I am now: the last place team forced to think about next year's league because his team is already out of it in mid-November.
Being 2-8 means that ur buddies will take jabs at you. Even albert, the now reclusive albert, can divert from his hiding place to post this:

I would like to thank...

...Frank Gore for wanting the ball on fourth down.

...the worst offense in NFL history.

...the worst team in the NFL.

...All all the niner "Busts."

and last but not least...the cunt.

Thanks for the win guys!!!

Normally, I would talk shit back to this sly form of shit talking, but after enduring this season and experiencing what albert must have gone through (the shame, humilation, all that) I simply can't. Instead, I would to offer an apology.

I'm would like to apologize...

...to the leauge, because I couldn't beat albert.

...to all viets out there for losing to a flipino.

...to albert because he is flipino, or pinay.

and last but not least, for the essay i'm going to blog as soon as the lions miss the playoffs.

This ain't over cuntboy. better gets em in now while you have the chance, cuz next year, next year's going to be different.

STandings:
1. eric
2. david
3. hung
4. sammy
5. khai
6. albert
7. hon
8. jaymin
9. Mike
10. me, again.

Viagra's Longest Man of the Week: THAT LAST PLACE TEAM / 111.47 inches
conversely,
Generic Viagra's Shortest Man of the Week: fuck/ 62.07 inches

Week 9 (2-7)

Thanks sammy. So much for avoiding viet on viet violence. Doubled me up like I was the fat kid walking the mile. But you were the longest man of the week, no shame in losing to the LMOW.

Dear League,

I'm ruined.

Current standing:

1. eric 7-2
2. david 6-3
3. sammy 6-3
4. khai 6-3
5. hung5-4
6. albert 4-5
7. hon4-5
8. jaymin 3-6
9. me 2-7
10. Mike 2-7

Viagra's Longest Man Of the Week: Lions 07 6-10 =*( / 161.93 inches**

Conversely,

Generic Viagra's Shortest Man of the Week: (*_*) / 84.84 inches

** denotes: season best length