week 4 (0-4)

I have officially hit the point of no return. Being 0-4 means i have dug myself a damn deep hole, a hole that only one player has ever climbed out of. I will definitely seek the advice of Therapist himself, eric, to get myself out of this. I don't know what to do, and i don't know what to say. Being 0-4 just sucks. It sucks, damn it!!!

But you know what, I'm just building up the drama. This is what we (in the business of fantasy football domination) call building up the drama. Sure, i could have done a few things better and be sitting at 4-0 right now, but what's the fun in that? Positioning myself at 0-4, then coming back to make the playoffs will only add to my legacy This is when i turn it on; flip the switch; hit the pedal; go super saiyan. Many will think this is pure horse shit denial, but they just don't understand, I have no problem living my life in pure horse shit denial. Hell, "fantasy" itself is the denial of reality, is it not? and if that's the case, then damn it, I have been champ for a while now. My only real competition really is Hon, our resident WOW guru.

Nothing has been agreed on, and i won't do it till the whole league agrees on it, but there was talk about last place team being kicked out of the league. As it stands right now, I am currently in last place. Leave it to those chicken shit to wait till the year that I'm 0-4 to talk about exile. I do believe tho, fresh blood should always being infuse into any group to keep the league fresh. But i just can't imagine being kicked out of this league, a league that i help in its creation. I am the founding father; I spermed this league into creation, these fools would be nothing without my sports lust. I can see it tho, my final exit. It would be very much like that movie Judge Dredd, you know, when stallone is sentenced to death because he can't act, and his mentor, chief judge something sacrifices his career to save Stallone's life by taking the "long walk" out from the giant metal gates of da city and into da harsh dessert. That's how i would feel, the city is the league, I'm that old chief judge, and that long walk would be my prize for finishing in last place, and i guess the dessert would be into the arms of another league.

It's okay tho, because i going to do everything i can to not come in last. that's just the way it's going to be. But just in case i have to take that long walk, i do want to remind the league this one thing. That judge ended walkin the whole dessert to make his grand reappearance in a cave, where he shot two goons in the back with a laser gun. If I get kicked out, I'm doing the same. see you goons in a cave somewhere. so in the words of stallone, "ididnaaacreeetadisleeeegue, iiiaaaaaaamdaleeegue"

week four standings:
1. eric
2. hon
3. david
4. hung
5. khai
6. albert
7. mike
8. sammy
9. jaymin
10. me

Viagara's Longest man of the week: Player / 95.50 inches