Week 6 ( 0-6)

this is unbelievable. another week, another lost. du ma. and to who? khai, el skunkier. there's something so wrong with this fantasy football season. honestly, i'm going mad. i can't believe i 've lost six games. i'm not use to losing like this, and can only reference the horrid decade of cheering for the 90s warriors to cope. it's going to be a long long season. ironically, the warriors seasons begin soon, and i'm hoping that will lessen some of this fantasy sucking.

random rants in my head that surfaces far more frequently in the past six weeks:
"f everybody and everything related to this stupid game, f y'all!

On the other hand, I got a chance to go to Jaymin's ballz-forfeiting ceremony this Saturday, otherwise known as an engagement party, and it definitely shone a light that i needed to see. Seeing Jaymin and Benita definitely reminded me that there is this other side of life that sometimes gets overshadowed in the realm of fantasy, this thing most people call reality. and i feel like i can speak for most of us in da league when i say to jaymin: congrads, we're proud of you. Seeing you up there with your girl; getting ready to start a new chapter in your life made me realized that perhaps marriage is the path i need to take to soften the pains of fantasy football. perhaps sucking in fantasy is the path i need to take right now, so that i can be a better adjusted individual in reality. yes. that's it. that's the ticket. fuck fantasy, welcome back reality.

Reality: i'm 0-6. my team is hurt. i'm only two games back from albert and mike. three games back from fifth place. fantasy football is full of momentum swings. fantasty football is crazy and still fun. lets roll with it.

Standing:
1.david (5-1)
2.eric (4-2)
3.khai (4-2)
4.hon (4-2)
5.hung (3-3)
6.sammy (3-3)
7.jaymin (3-3)
8.mike (2-4)
9.albert (2-4)
last. me ( 0 -6)

Viagra's: Longest man of the week is : Team Viagra / 139.05 inches
(shameless corporate-whoring eric, shameless)

conversely, presenting this new weekly feature:

Generic Viagra's: Shortest man of the week is: ( *_*) / 51.37 inches

(Sorry to implement this new feature on your lowest week hon, but i got nothing else i want to blog about, certainly not my last place standing.)