week 7 ( 1st Win)

i got my first win of the year. parts of me want to scream: fuck yeah! but celebrating the first win out of seven attempts would be very douchebaggerish, like Manny Ramirez staring down each and every one of his homeruns with disregard of the actually score.I can't do that. Like i said before: eyes on the prize. And the prize for me is, and will always be, the championship and the zero reward money that is promised to the winner. That's what i want. That's what i'll get.

But for the few of those in da league who wanted to see the embarrassment of a winless season fall upon me, i kindly say to you(s): sup biatch(s)?!?!?!?! Not going to get that. No freakin way. U really think i would go winless? me? I laugh at you all, and threaten you with my eventual comeback to fantasy demi-god status. You have been warned.

Funny, how one win has suddenly reawaken my optimism. Yes. i know, i'm still dead last with a 1-6 record, but it feels damn good to finally say, i got one victory. In the words of the great philosopher Llyod Christmas, i would like to say: "so you're telling me there's a chance." I know they're laughing at my almost delusional convictions, but i still believe it. i can still win this league. A six week scoreless streak might be unbearable for some, but i weathered tougher and longer droughts only to come back as a better fantasizer. 1-6 ain't nothing to me fellas, hell i came from a family of six, 1-6 is just the motto we struggle by. shiet.

All that being said, i would like the thank the lord for reattaching Steven Jackson's groin back wherever it had torn off from. I had many offers to trade him, and looking back with hindsight, maybe i should have, as my team stunk to a 0-6 start without him, but he's my boy. there were good offerings, and lowball offerings, but I stuck by him, and now i hope to reap the benefits for my loyalty. It has been a long long four weeks. come on karma police/regulators/dispensers, show me some fantasy loving.

standings:

1. Eric (5-2)

2. Khai (5-2)

3. David (5-2)

4. Hon (4-3)

5. Sammy (4-3)

6. Albert (3-4)

7. Hung (3-4)

8. Jaymin (3-4)

9. Mike (2-5)

10. Me (1-6)

Viagra's Longest Man of the week is: Me!!!! biatches. ( | | +++ | | ) / 129.77 hard earned inches

Conversely,

Generic Viagra's Shortest Man of the week is: " . " /56.97 inches