Week 14

i believe this is week 14, the start of fantasy football playoffs for most. i can feel the anticipation, the angst, and the want...from those participating. For those that didn't make it to the playoffs, there's nothing but contempt for your fellow man. I didn't make it this year. I didn't even make it into the toilet bowl this year. nope. That's what happens when you finish dead last in your league; they don't even allow you to play with the other losers. The distinction is cold, and sobering. It's like honor roll night, there's the principle honor roll recipient, then the regular honor roll recipient, and then below them are the kids that aren't even invited. I was the kid who printed out his own certificate, and rewarded himself with a trip to the comic book store for such an authentic looking forgery. I guess not much as change. but it's not all bad, being dead last and playing a team like jaymin who himself is already out of it, means I have nothing to play for, and so i can bench my players for disciplinary actions without anyone accusing me of tanking. I think that's what i'll do.

But now that the playoffs are here, I can predict the winner of this league with 25% accuracy. so with further ado,

FAR EAST LEAGUE playoff predictions:

1 vs 4 bracket:

eric's heads vs david's period: both names sound equally gay. deuce.

qb: Brady vs Warner, without a doubt this is brady's year. advantage eric.

Wr: Losing roy william for the rest of the year sucks for the lions, losing roy williams for the next two weeks, sucks for fantasy owners. David's team loses a big play threat, and now fields a wr cord of chambers, colston, and james jones. pleasant only for eric. Advantage eric.

RB: David's team however still benefit from a better rb duo of always-reliable LT, and recently hot Fargas. Eric's team has to rely on a talented gore who suffers from 25+ touches of wussy play calling, or a half a workloading/ full o-line freeloading chester taylor, or alexander the paid. advantage: david

TE: Winslow and Gates. I'll give this one to eric cuz of the easier matchup winslow gets with a NYJ D, compared to one of the top D in the Titans that Gates get. Also, because winslow is a motherfucking soldier, while gates was a motherfucking basketball reject. advantage eric.

Kicker: nobody vs crosby. deuce. kickers don't matter

D: Chicago up against a mourning redskin team, and Pitt vs the best offensive team. advantage Eric.

my prediction is: David

2 vs 3

Khai's el skunkier vs Wayne's period period: advantage khai. what's two period as a team name anyways.

qb: Romo vs Palmer, a match up of two young strong-armed qb with good wrs facing bad teams. duece.

wr: TO and romo will allow wayne to double dip, but a healthy hold and johson gives khai the edge at wr. advantage khai

rb: a toss up really, but khai has easier matchups with lewis going up against da jets, and kolby smith against a struggling denver team. advantage khai.

te: clark has burn the ravens before, and he'll do it again because harrison is still out. advantage hung.

kicker: don't matter

D: da vikings up against da niners O at home. enough said, advantage khai.

khai wins match ups: 3-1, my prediction khai and hung get into a sissy shoving match, and khai goes home crying because he'll get bounce early.

That's it.