week 10 (2-8)

by far this is the worst fantasy lost of the year. not only did i lose, but I lost because my favorite football team hung an embarrassing donut on Monday night. and worst yet, i lost to albert, the reigning bottom-dweller of the league for years now. This guy is what I am now: the last place team forced to think about next year's league because his team is already out of it in mid-November.
Being 2-8 means that ur buddies will take jabs at you. Even albert, the now reclusive albert, can divert from his hiding place to post this:

I would like to thank...

...Frank Gore for wanting the ball on fourth down.

...the worst offense in NFL history.

...the worst team in the NFL.

...All all the niner "Busts."

and last but not least...the cunt.

Thanks for the win guys!!!

Normally, I would talk shit back to this sly form of shit talking, but after enduring this season and experiencing what albert must have gone through (the shame, humilation, all that) I simply can't. Instead, I would to offer an apology.

I'm would like to apologize...

...to the leauge, because I couldn't beat albert.

...to all viets out there for losing to a flipino.

...to albert because he is flipino, or pinay.

and last but not least, for the essay i'm going to blog as soon as the lions miss the playoffs.

This ain't over cuntboy. better gets em in now while you have the chance, cuz next year, next year's going to be different.

STandings:
1. eric
2. david
3. hung
4. sammy
5. khai
6. albert
7. hon
8. jaymin
9. Mike
10. me, again.

Viagra's Longest Man of the Week: THAT LAST PLACE TEAM / 111.47 inches
conversely,
Generic Viagra's Shortest Man of the Week: fuck/ 62.07 inches